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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

Reblogged from Mira, cabron!
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nerdyallday:

infalliblesnaps:

Tweet seen on my timeline this morning

The engineering fraternity at oregon state university is literally called triangle.

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goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

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dutchster:

why can’t i meet cute girls who are into me at the places i like to hang out, like my room??

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theamericankid:

Every man in a relationship needs a couple of cards like this in reserve.

A VIDEO

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theamericankid:

nothing is better than a little something …