ohyousillypotato: how do you make friends in college do i just grab onto someone and scream YOU’RE MINE or what
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
kingcheddarxvii: taycaughtfire: jenohh: paaabu: nutella-boy: kingcheddarxvii: Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word “Face battle” sounds way cooler “may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady” you may face battle the bride face battle me in the rain You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass. Just when I thought I’d seen everything Face battling your ass
worldwar2chainz: the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
geniusbillionairesassmaster: wholocked-john-out: buttastic: gardenburger: gardenburger: hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas. no im not kidding we need to...
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for
the-stench-of-that-impala: I wish i lived with Tony Stark i bet he has a great internet connection
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
zarry: people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
snorlaxatives: miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
1500hp: the aight gatsby